One Direction in an earthquake:
  • Liam: Oh no guys quick take cover under a table did somebody grab the first aid kit yes good let's hope everybody is okay.
  • Niall: Must.... finish..... this..... burger..... without.... dropping.... it
  • Zayn: It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoster that is life
  • Louis: This table is terrible whoever made it sucks now my butt can't fit under it.
  • Harry: The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world.